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Merry Christmas!哈里路亚~

呵呵,圣诞到了,开心哦,不过也蛮无聊的,不知道干什么,同学约了明天一起吃饭,单刀赴会,估计又被撅坏呢。

晚上收到了她的祝福短信,给我还是宁波话发过来的,让我笑了半天,也算是一天疲劳工作之后的一点的安慰哦。呵呵。

平时就很喜欢上新闻组泡泡,看看别人转的帖子,学学什么新东西,动不动自己也发言嬲一下。呵呵。不过新闻组里的签名就很有趣了。最近发现了几个,摘录一下。嘿嘿。

“……我要把那句京骂拉丁化一下,创个个性时装品牌,让黑白黄各路俊男美女穿着在台上走来走去。也立巨幅霓虹广告在纽约、东京、汉城、巴黎街头,开一大串专卖店,让街头的闲杂人等都觉得酷,都穿着满世界晃。放眼看去,一街一街的傻逼。比阿Q的“我是你老子”简洁有力多了。“Shabi”,我在脑子里想象了一下这几个字母的花写体,满好看满好记的。人忽然高兴起来……”

“ There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this

war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON’T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, “Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.” No,Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, “Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!” Slaurora”

“以后中国强大了,让小日本鬼子学汉语,小学升初中,初中升高中,高中考大学都要考汉语,用毛笔答题,这是客气的,实在不行,一人丢个他们一把刀,一个乌龟壳,让他们刻甲骨文,作文题目

就是:“论三个代表””

“The grass survives the hill through its resurrections from countless deaths.

草儿从无数死亡中复活,所以山死后它还活着”

“我们认为下面这些真理是不言而喻的:人人生而平等,造物者赋予他们若干不可剥夺的权利, 其中包括生命权、自由权和追求幸福的权利。”

还有无数比较经典的签名,呵呵,下次拿出来分享了。

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